How to smell CHAV-tastic: 5 Fragrances to make you fit in with the "townie" crowd!
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By Kirsty Watson
Published on 01/28/2008
Vicky Pollard and fellow CHAVS in the famous sketch show "Little Britain"
I am originally from a town in Northern England which is full of CHAVS! Sitting on most parks, hanging around shopping centres and drinking bottles of cider in bus stops, is the places where they can easily be found. In this town, like others in the UK, if you don't wear imitation gold, poorly made jewellery, fake designer clothes and a baseball cap placed strangely upon your head you stick out like a sore thumb. Then because you aren't a CHAV you suffer verbal\physical abuse or you are simply called a slut. Oh how I miss the CHAVS!
CHAVS love huge gold hooped\creole earings, charm bracelets, tracksuits, short skirts, and football tops. They listen to happy hardcore whist getting "hammered" (drunk) on white lightning cider or a "shit-mix" (a mixture of anything one can get spirits usually poured into a plastic bottle) which they've stolen from their parents or grandparents cupboards. If a CHAV can "hot-wire" a car, he has became a man. If a girl CHAV is pregnant before 16...yeah, bonus free house and money from the government!
Leading such hectic lifestyles, a CHAV needs to smell just right. So which fragrances work best?
Vicky Pollard and fellow CHAVS in the famous sketch show "Little Britain"
I am originally from a town in Northern England which is full of CHAVS! Sitting on most parks, hanging around shopping centres and drinking bottles of cider in bus stops, is the places where they can easily be found. In this town, like others in the UK, if you don't wear imitation gold, poorly made jewellery, fake designer clothes and a baseball cap placed strangely upon your head you stick out like a sore thumb. Then because you aren't a CHAV you suffer verbal\physical abuse or you are simply called a slut. Oh how I miss the CHAVS!
CHAVS love huge gold hooped\creole earings, charm bracelets, tracksuits, short skirts, and football tops. They listen to happy hardcore whist getting "hammered" (drunk) on white lightning cider or a "shit-mix" (a mixture of anything one can get spirits usually poured into a plastic bottle) which they've stolen from their parents or grandparents cupboards. If a CHAV can "hot-wire" a car, he has became a man. If a girl CHAV is pregnant before 16...yeah, bonus free house and money from the government!
Leading such hectic lifestyles, a CHAV needs to smell just right. So which fragrances work best?
- Go down to your local market or discount store where all CHAVS will find as many imitation bottles of Eau de TOILET as their heart desires; Calvin Fine, H Boss, and Issey is Tacky.
- Nab a deal at mad Dave's gaff. He has been to France and robbed a load of Duty free from all the top brands. It's only a fiver a bottle... while stocks last!
- Burberry Brit to co-ordinate with the Burberry Baseball Cap: The label which was stolen by the CHAVS has to be a top perfume for their reputation. Actually not a bad smelling perfume, although a little sweet.
- Coleen by Coleen Mcgloughlin
- Stunning by Jordan
- Shhh by Jade Goody